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Memoirs of the Rainbow Emperor
I finally finished my essay that I have to use for my school's upcoming Speech Contest(that I'm most likely gonna place dead last, if judged in such a way). Everybody had to write about something that involves either just themselves or their home countries. I covered the topic of "Obesity in America", because I kind of felt they were expecting it from me anyway. Here is the entire thing entirely in Japanese. It's better that way, because I don't want you guys(that don't understand Japanese) to laugh at my embarassing essay that'd make an elementary school child point and laugh.


Some of you may be able to read this, and if so, feel free to laugh at my shittiness. =(

P.S.- As I'm typing this, a girl is looking over my shoulder going "HAYAI HAYAI!" haha

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xbrknpiecesxx From: xbrknpiecesxx Date: February 12th, 2008 04:29 am (UTC) (Link)
i think its actually really good! haha in comparison to my stuff... i think its better than what i could do >.>
lunarei From: lunarei Date: February 12th, 2008 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't know what you wrote here.. but I wish I'd known you were covering this, as I did an essay at one point comparing obesity in America versus suicide in Japan:

johnny_rainbow From: johnny_rainbow Date: February 13th, 2008 08:05 am (UTC) (Link)
I can assure you that if I did translate it, it'd end up looking like a middle schooler half-assed an essay. I'm just that embarassed. =(
starcreator From: starcreator Date: February 12th, 2008 05:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
America is the problem is a lot of variety. Among the issues that I think are obese. Of course a lot of people around the world fat, but too much fat America is the best country in the world. After the Second World matchup of America's population who are too fat to increase more than 30 per cent. There are many reasons for obesity in America. However, the reason for the fast food obesity. From the 1980s, many fast-food shops. Still cheaper price, and do not want to cook at home when convenient, people will just eat fast food. But it is not just. Television or radio or in the fast-food outlets are always looking at CM. Besides, a variety of shops, so there is a playground, the kids wanted to go to the store. So when the small start from eating fast food. Children are small食べたらfast food from the adult body fat and a variety of diseases or if it is. Of course, the Americans are aware of this. 2005 "Supersize Me" from the premiere of his film, McDonald's has出さなくsuper size. Besides, a fast-food store or low-calorie salad menu has increased. And TV variety show CM diet. Low-carbohydrate diet and eat only diet and lemon. America is a popular video game in motion. For example, students in physical education DDR to do. However, obesity is still a huge problem. In particular, workers are busy every day, that good food and exercise every day and hate it. Someday's too fat may be a decrease in the number, and when you get there, et cetera.
pakmansi From: pakmansi Date: February 12th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Damn... beat me to the babel fish.
johnny_rainbow From: johnny_rainbow Date: February 13th, 2008 08:06 am (UTC) (Link)
eqfidel From: eqfidel Date: February 13th, 2008 08:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
while reading this I spat out my maple syrup milkshake all over my monitor in a furious rage and then had to lick it off. thanks a lot jerk
johnny_rainbow From: johnny_rainbow Date: February 14th, 2008 03:58 am (UTC) (Link)
You sure know how to romance me.
d2rampage From: d2rampage Date: February 28th, 2008 03:10 am (UTC) (Link)
A winning translation is Japanese -> English -> Korean -> English:

The United States eagerly is various problem. Obesity regarding a problem the maximum quantity it thinks even between them whom it spreads out. Justly, it being many regarding the person whom it gets fat inside the world, it is and the maximum quantity which is all, but, the world, to get fat too much plentifully the United States is the country. To be fat too much are many 30 percent American populations which get the person or compared to increased from world-wide opposition of 2nd to be late next. Regarding the reason of American obesity there is a large quantity. Of but, most the reason big obesity is the quick hood. From 80's, the shop of the quick hood became the many thing. With because is convenient, under cooking temper it wants in the house, the hood where the person will be quick it is accidental and when eating, also the price wraps. Is like this, that it is not legitimately. You and the television or the radio is a possibility of seeing the CM of the quick hood shop always. Also the various shop which because is place is a glow l thing to that goes to that shop and Sip child wild standstill, is possible and will connect. It will be small from, will eat the hood where it is quick to that and the case which it will start. It is small from it was, became the adult who eats the quick hood and child wild time, possibility there was a body which it gets fat, became the various bottle. Justly, the American person inside this is under keeping in mind. 2005 "the highest size B", got up a MacDonald highest size from the first day of motion picture and it stopped. In me, the salad or calorie increases in the shop of the quick hood in the low-end place the menu. And, there is a possibility of seeing the CM of the various diet in the television which it spreads out. ley Drives as it this and it is a diet which it does not eat only, the carbohydrate takes a meal in the some place. The television game of motion is popularity inside the United States. When for example, the student DDR inside physical training. But, the obesity yet quite is problem. The clerk it is special because everyday busy, that it eats the food where you are good in the body the fact does not like motion everyday and. When but it becomes like this, in order to get the possibility decrease of too much many 1 thing to be fat probably, it spreads out in old days and it does not understand.
johnny_rainbow From: johnny_rainbow Date: February 28th, 2008 07:07 am (UTC) (Link)

How are you doing, man? I haven't talked to you in years!!! =OOOOOOOO
d2rampage From: d2rampage Date: February 28th, 2008 03:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Whassup mang. I pulled my head out of my ass and started trying to catch up on my intarnet friends' sites. :) I actually always read peoples stuff, I just never post my own stuff. For me, life is basically work, work, and work.


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