If I had the speed.......I'd kick my way to the end.
If I had the power.......I'd elbow my way up the ladder.
If I had the knowledge...I'd headbutt my way to solutions.
If I had just enough drive in me..
...I'D GROW WINGS AND SHOOT FUCKIN' RAINBOWS for mankind.
If I had a blonde girlfriend, I would wear a toga.
If I had a blonde boyfriend, I could part the seas.
If I could part the seas, I could become the saviour.
If I could do that......
.....then infinite words would tell me it's over.
If I had the ability to do all of that, that means everybody has something different to wear. All thanks to me.
It sort of makes me proud, but it also makes me sad a lot more.
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